You can't buy water. How am I supposed to answer this question "select three products you have used or consumed in the last 24 hours.... What company made the products?"?
And now, I want chocolate. Or should I say HSY? Chocolate is delicious; who wouldn't want to invest in chocolate? Everyone loves chocolate. If health wasn't an issue and people weren't popping up with diabetes around every corner, everyone would buy chocolate every day.
By the way, Laura's new name is "Mmm guurl" because she's racist and thinks that every black lady says "Mmm guurl" during bra fittings at Victoria's Secret. And Victoria's Secret doesn't trade on the stock market. They're part of Limited Brands, which is the same company that Bath and Body Works belongs to. Both companies, by the way, have fantastic lotion that I would love to lie in all day long. Or not. That would be kind of gross to sit around in lotion all day, huh?
So it is around four or five hours until I get my nose pierced. Septum, yeaah. (: How attractive would that be? Especially when I get around to purchasing that jewelry that would make me look like I have a moustache. Awesome.
You know, I am actually really surprised that I don't have "chocolate" as a label. I'm addicted to chocolate; why isn't it a label yet?
Oh, and some shameless advertising. Watch JamEhla. She's my angry Muslim, and I love her. <3 Spread the love, everyone. Treat everyone with kindness. Except Laura. Mmm, guurl, she's so racist.
And now, I want chocolate. Or should I say HSY? Chocolate is delicious; who wouldn't want to invest in chocolate? Everyone loves chocolate. If health wasn't an issue and people weren't popping up with diabetes around every corner, everyone would buy chocolate every day.
By the way, Laura's new name is "Mmm guurl" because she's racist and thinks that every black lady says "Mmm guurl" during bra fittings at Victoria's Secret. And Victoria's Secret doesn't trade on the stock market. They're part of Limited Brands, which is the same company that Bath and Body Works belongs to. Both companies, by the way, have fantastic lotion that I would love to lie in all day long. Or not. That would be kind of gross to sit around in lotion all day, huh?
So it is around four or five hours until I get my nose pierced. Septum, yeaah. (: How attractive would that be? Especially when I get around to purchasing that jewelry that would make me look like I have a moustache. Awesome.
You know, I am actually really surprised that I don't have "chocolate" as a label. I'm addicted to chocolate; why isn't it a label yet?
Oh, and some shameless advertising. Watch JamEhla. She's my angry Muslim, and I love her. <3 Spread the love, everyone. Treat everyone with kindness. Except Laura. Mmm, guurl, she's so racist.
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