Laura needs to stop looking at her dancing porn on school computers. Okay, it's not really porn, but when the company is selling leotards for men in nude tones... let's just say she needs to find a new hobby. It almost reminds me of when she undressed to just her unitard, nude tone... nobody in drama was expecting that. It was just bad.
And she just clicked on a thong.
Someone needs to get this chick off of the computer.
Well now she's on blogger, so that's good. I guess. Except now she got distracted by a Mormon school. And she just tried to rape my email to open up a message from Victoria's Secret. Their website is blocked on school computers, I'm not going to open up an email from them on a school computer.
Did she seriously just write "chillin all nakey"? The fuck, seriously?
Lovely readers, the six of you... well, scratch that five since Laura's one... just avoid that kind of typing. How this girl has a B+ in AP Lit is beyond me.
So, moving on... I have absolutely fallen in love with these lip balm spheres from eos. They are to die for, seriously. I have three: strawberry sorbet, honeysuckle honeydew, and summer fruit. I've only used summer fruit so far. I'm scared that I'm going to drop one of the other two like I did with my summer fruit. That made me really sad. I was really depressed that there was a huge chunk missing out of it. ): So don't drop your eos. You will become sad. And Laura needs to give me mine back before she gets bitch-smacked. That's right.
And she just clicked on a thong.
Someone needs to get this chick off of the computer.
Well now she's on blogger, so that's good. I guess. Except now she got distracted by a Mormon school. And she just tried to rape my email to open up a message from Victoria's Secret. Their website is blocked on school computers, I'm not going to open up an email from them on a school computer.
Did she seriously just write "chillin all nakey"? The fuck, seriously?
Lovely readers, the six of you... well, scratch that five since Laura's one... just avoid that kind of typing. How this girl has a B+ in AP Lit is beyond me.
So, moving on... I have absolutely fallen in love with these lip balm spheres from eos. They are to die for, seriously. I have three: strawberry sorbet, honeysuckle honeydew, and summer fruit. I've only used summer fruit so far. I'm scared that I'm going to drop one of the other two like I did with my summer fruit. That made me really sad. I was really depressed that there was a huge chunk missing out of it. ): So don't drop your eos. You will become sad. And Laura needs to give me mine back before she gets bitch-smacked. That's right.
And all of this happened in the school library. Yay for societal acceptance of immodesty in the name of art!!! ^-^
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